Monetary Unit Exchange Apparatus
Welcome! Here our tech gnomes have constructed for your enjoyment a web
page with the sole purpose of helping you happily send us your hard won
wages! You could buy these CDs on other sites, but then what chance do
you have of getting mystery bonus goodies directly from us hand packed
by our magical gnome automatons? Zero I tell you! =P Scroll down and
see what goodies and treats we've got today!
Razorblade Fairytales
 Razorblade
FairyTales is a highly charged album delving into
Rainbow Blight's twisted world of dolls, decay and death. Every song
tells a story, either bestowing old tales with a shocking, morbid twist
or weaving brand new tales for a decidedly grown-up storybook. Along
with a more developed lyrical punch, the music has more stomp than a
pair of well worn combat boots, stained with the music-box-from-hell
keyboards of Optimus Crime.
[Read Review]
 This
music free to share under a Creative
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$11.99
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Thirty Minutes
of Hate
Having received SO many emails asking for
live recordings we've decided
to make available for you this half hour uncut live recording of a fun
performance in Greenwich Village, NYC. For those of you who haven't had
us come to your area this is a chance to experience an intimate night
with Hate in the Box.
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$9.99
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Broken Toys
Our first album from way back in 1857
when all we had to create music
with was anger, bitterness and a rusty gramophone. Exaggeration? See
the tools bent to our will here! An album for those wanting to
experience our genesis, before we sell out and pretend this never
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$9.99
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New
Patch
These 4"x4" black and white patches, when
coupled with the almighty safety pin, are capable of empowering nearly any
fabricly generated object with tremendous awesome!
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$3.99
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Button Pack
Be ready when the balloon monster
invasion begins! In addition to maybe one day saving your LIFE these mini
circles of awesome also look real spiffy on your jacket, backpack or teddy
bear!
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$4.99
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Digital
Downloads
Think CDs
are going the way of the dodo? Or maybe you just want to own these
songs RIGHT NOW? Check out these links to download our music from
iTunes, Yahoo Music, Napster and
other happy fun online music places:
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